#microbiology memes

[the-ghost-bird]

[skinntyy]

Let me show yall what Sid the science kid taught me 😋

[unidentifiedwhistlingobject]

What does the bailiff say in the bacterial courtroom when the virulent phage enters?

"All lyse."

[bootleg-nessie]

Newly formed cancer cell: oh boy! I can’t wait to see the world and maybe multiply a bit

My immune system: I’m boutta put the POP 🔫💥 in apoptosis

[science-bastard]

(on a date with my bacteria girlfriend) what’s wrong babe? you’ve barely touched your agar

[intrinsically-disordered-proxein]

still amazes me that scientists were just like what if we shot cells with dna coated mini bullets really really hard to insert that dna into the genome. and somehow that fucking worked

[trans-beast]

Uhm, waiter? There's a hair in my primordial soup :(

[a-meh]

[julpernulper]

bitches love me for my methicillin resistance and my can-do attitude

[tarrot-patch]

forced feminisation

[the-ghost-bird]

Oh yes, i'm normal, i'm just daydreaming about inhaling fungal spores and having it change me to the point where we become one and develop a symbiotic yet codependent relationship with each other.

[thependancer]

Is O2 just Coffee for Bacteria?

So correct me if I'm wrong but bacteria can either be:

Aerobic: dont even TALK to me without my morning O2

Facultative: Hmm yes, I would like some O2. Oh! You're all out? Well that's okay.

Aerotolerant: Wait, what's O2?

Microaerophilic: My mom said I can have some O2, so I'll only take it slowly.

Obligate Anaerobe: STAY BACK YOU FILTHY CHEMICAL!!

[frantic-cheesecake]

Man I love small classes. My microbiology class has only 13 students on a day of perfect attendance. I get to have my own microscope for labs.

[bootleg-nessie]

Never washing my water bottle in an effort to force new strains of bacteria to evolve

[chronically-izzzzle]

My microbiology notebook is a colorful place. And my Anatomy/physiology notes are filled with sperm wizards and aliens. This is what happens when my pain meds wear off on the middle of lecture and my joints start to scream!

[biologybeaker]

🪴Fresh Start🪴

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Hi everyone! My name is Liz and though I used to be a fanfiction writer over on @sublimecatgalaxy, I am now branching off from my successful account with 10k followers to branch out into another world of tumblr that I love so much- anything science and STEM!

I'll be sharing interesting articles and also sharing some of my own personal essays written about different hot topics in the STEM community. I look forward to connecting with everyone and if you have any of the following interests, give me a follow!

Space and Astronomy

Microbiology and Tiny Creatures

Anatomy and Physiology

Climate Change

Science Memes

Marine Biology

Science of Cannabis

College Tips

That's just a few! Let me know if there's anything you'd like me to talk about :) I'm always learning and interested in new things!

-Liz

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